Twizzeltons

Twizzeltons
Teasley, Teacup, Tulip & a Dog named Dizz

Saturday, August 1, 2009

10 Quick and Easy Dating Tips

Alright you singletons here are the easy dating tips.
1. Get a big dog. Cute guys always have a big dog and you want play dates. And "not"
mini-me dog purse accessory.
2. Wear long hair extensions. He needs a vision of beauty like in his dreams and Play mate magazine he "reads". 
3. Wear heels. They make you taller and thinner.
4. Spray tan  Stay visible for all cute guys to find his Greek Goddess.
5. Go to gym in best looking short dress. You are not really there to sweat are you?
6. Go to dingy sports bar. A guy loves local, dark and low key drinking spots.
7. Get some balls. Bump into anyone you like and say, "Oh, I am sorry. Are you okay? Throw in 
Hi I ....and start conversation. Guys have wing men who help them meet girls. It's
your turn to be crafty to meet your "guy"!! If not it will be a missed connection.
8. Join group: church, school, travel club, tennis club, boating, hiking, reading club, film club
acting classes, cooking class, shop, etc.
9. Make friends with girls with lots of brothers or with lots of guy friends. You always end up
with someone who your friends knows. It's all fair in love & war.
10. Move to area where type of guys are that you like. Location, location, location.
Just like a shop. You need to be visible to be "bought" or found.

No comments:

Post a Comment