Jane Austen Movie Cheer UPs for Singleton's..

If you are a Jane Austen fan then you'll understand the need for a dose of Mr. Darcy. He's the ultimate bad boy who is really a good guy.

Watching "Pride And Prejudice" is a healthy fill up on good old fashion true gentleman

romance. Where are these type of guys anymore you say? They are taken or hidden. One must share the where abouts of these "good ole guys". Usually found in the Mid West but not on "The Bachelor" TV show; nor the Internet. One can always be hopeful, that bumping into a true gentleman while perusing the fruit section of the grocery isle or friends list, i.e. my space. These days have definitely come along way from "Mansfield Park" and one must have "Sense & Sensibility" in dating these days. 

No matter what state your dating situation is in, a Jane Austen read or movie will cheer you up. The singleton always gets her man who usually is mannerly and living in a grand mansion.

10 Quick and Easy Dating Tips

Alright you singletons here are the easy dating tips.

1. Get a big dog. Cute guys always have a big dog and you want play dates. And "not"

mini-me dog purse accessory.

2. Wear long hair extensions. He needs a vision of beauty like in his dreams and Play mate magazine he "reads". 

3. Wear heels. They make you taller and thinner.

4. Spray tan  Stay visible for all cute guys to find his Greek Goddess.

5. Go to gym in best looking short dress. You are not really there to sweat are you?

6. Go to dingy sports bar. A guy loves local, dark and low key drinking spots.

7. Get some balls. Bump into anyone you like and say, "Oh, I am sorry. Are you okay? Throw in 

Hi I ....and start conversation. Guys have wing men who help them meet girls. It's

your turn to be crafty to meet your "guy"!! If not it will be a missed connection.

8. Join group: church, school, travel club, tennis club, boating, hiking, reading club, film club

acting classes, cooking class, shop, etc.

9. Make friends with girls with lots of brothers or with lots of guy friends. You always end up

with someone who your friends knows. It's all fair in love & war.

10. Move to area where type of guys are that you like. Location, location, location.

Just like a shop. You need to be visible to be "bought" or found.

If You Are Waiting for Prince Charming in 2010..

Prince Charming dictionary definition: a mythological perfect guy who is handsome,

charming, smart, rich, young, royal and destined to marry a helpless single girl.

No wonder we have so many single girls out there. I will reveal the "big secret" to you

once and for all. Prince Charming only exists in fairy tale stories. This Prince Charming

likes the poor, dirty girl without concern that his parents might want to consider

Princess Gwennie for his royal engagement. Prince Charming just loves this "girl" with

her faults and all. How can she resist this incredible, handsome, nobel and young Prince who 

loves her for her? 

Every girl has read the story and is now suffering from a brain washing that is effecting their dating. It's not your fault that you are single after buying into a "Prince Charming" out there.B But now that you know, you must go out there and meet someone who will not be "Prince Charming". I know, it's painful, it hurts but you can always open a book and "he'll" be there.  

Or you can wait and wait and wait. Most likely for a long time before "he'll" arrive on his white horse to find you in your house--cleaning or sleeping. If you plane on holding out and waiting may I suggest you shave, wear cute clothes, fix your hair and learn to cook. Just in case he doesn't have a full staff that includes a cook. Or maybe, just maybe it could happen

if you wait long enough...

If She's Into You She's Saying Yes

Now, it's time for guys to understand if a girl is into you she'll return your call, she'll say yes if you ask her out, she'll put on a sexy outfit with  her hair and make-up done. And yes, she will email or text you back immediately--most likely with racy peek-a-boo photos, too. If she's not interested in you, she will suddenly become unavailable. Most likely used scenarios are: she will have a sick grandmother, be going to a birthday party for her mysterious best friend from long, long ago. Basically, she will let you know by dropping big hints such as: not even bothering to shave her legs, wearing  a unattractive outfit that covers everything "sexy" up, ask you to call back when you call-- every time and even she'll have to go to work when you know she's unemployed! Don't forget if she says she's sick it's most like code for "she's out on date with a guy she really likes." A woman smiles at a man she likes. She wants to be near him. She listens to him and she is very nurturing and helpful. She'll make cookies and offer you invitations to come over and eat dinner she made from scratch. House will be clean and candles will be lit. When she's at your home, she'll probably do your laundry or suggest a a great cleaning service. She will be attentive and support your work by cheering you on and telling you how great you are or will be. She definetly wants the man she likes to do well. If you are hanging around her and she is talking about the guy she likes or used to like then you are a "friend". If you are waiting for her to change her mind and forget "him" and turn to you you might be waiting and waiting. As long as the conversation is about "him" and not "you", then you must enjoy her company and keep it at that.  But the day, she realizes you are the one it will be smiles when you are around and sweet kisses with eyes only for you. If you are willing to wait till you are old and gray!!!